loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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