ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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