we're blogging at a bar
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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