I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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