I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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