how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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