This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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