Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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