you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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