Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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