The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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