we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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