I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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