is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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