i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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