please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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