you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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