Say something about gay babies.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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