In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Terrible idea I love it
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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