hotel room ftw
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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