Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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