Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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