man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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