Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
