Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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