stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I enjoy the company of your penis
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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