I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Ladies don't puke and tell
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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