we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need to sanitize my soul.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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