My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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