she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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