I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
no you cant smoke seaweed
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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