god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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