My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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