i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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