isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize