Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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