We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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