I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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