So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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