let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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