I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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