I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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