New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness