oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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