sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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