all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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