return my video game
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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