I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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