that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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