but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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