Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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