Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
try to milk me bitch
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