She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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