dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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