This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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