Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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