You're completely useless in the revolution.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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