a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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